Bob is a omnipotent tarantula worshiped by Bobists.
An tiny tarantula only the size of a dungeness crab leg. He has eyes that stare into your soul at night.
Bob does whatever he wants. Bob is almighty. Bob eats unbelievers and all flat earthers.
- The worship of Bob is known as Bobism.
- Bob eats all unbelievers and likes eating people for no reason whatsoever.
- Bob likes french fries with a side of ketchup.
- Bobists often scream out things like "HAIL BOB" "WORSHIP BOB" "BOB EATS INFIDELS", etc for no reason whatsoever.
- To be a priest of Bobism you have to hug bob 10 times.
- Bob's favorite color is brown.
- Bob's favorite song is gangnam style.
- Also Bob has MLG glasses and airhorns.
- If he wishes to take a humanoid form, he usually appears as a cluttered mess of objects compressed into the vague shape of a person. When he does, he also dons a top hat, tap dancing shoes, and occasionally a tuxedo-like shirt with 3 buttons.